Goodbye for Now: RHONJ

Okay so finally season 2 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey has ended. These ladies definitely kept all entertained, but maybe just a little too much for some of us. I don't even know where to begin. Ill just stick with the theatrics at the reunion, so here goes..

If any of us forgot how strong Theresa was in season one, she quickly reminded us again within the first 10 minutes of the reunion show. I mean, come on Andy. This is the same woman who flipped a table, tossed Christopher, and pushed Joe during the finale last season. Oh, did I forget to mention, she also dragged people at the fashion show who were trying to hold her back. I think everyone should PAY ATTENTION, Theresa doesn't like to be held or grabbed. She is one STRONG WOMAN. I also don't get why everyone is so consumed with her financial issues. She is not the first one nor will she be the last to file bankruptcy. So what, who isn't feeling the heat from the economy and still buys stuff they shouldn't or can't afford. She does however need to learn some self control when it comes to Danielle. She's crazy, let it go. Loved her dress btw!

Caroline kept it 100 as usual and you got to love her for that. She wasn't buying any of psycho Danielle's bs and she wasn't backing down for anything. I loved how she handled that nut job at the end telling her flat out, "I still don't like you, nor do I care if your apology is sincere or not." I never saw her as a bully or a puppet-teer. She just speaks her mind and tells things as she sees it. Never faking the funk for anyone. Love her!

Jacqueline on the other hand was quite confusing to me. She started full force mud slinging psycho D and then had an epiphany at the end, apologizing for her behavior and actions the whole season. I mean this woman just encouraged another human being to wish your child would commit suicide and then tried to wiggle her way out of it. Maybe she just felt it was the best way to get rid of her forever, but to me you just invited her right back in, because she is definitely cuckoo for cocoa puffs and twists everything around. Prime example: that ridiculous hug. If Jacqueline wasn't uncomfortable, hell I was.

Now on to this schizo Danielle. WTF! You rant and yell, you cry and run, you never answer the question and when you do it makes no sense at all. What planet is this lady from? Who the hell brings a head to demonstrate how hard it was to pull her weave out that supposedly traumatized her for life. Give me a break. Yes Ashley shouldn't have put her hands on you, but I know way worse things that could of happened then hair pulling. She is always stirring up stuff to later retreat like a scared lil puppy. She is too damn old for that bs. She needs to focus on herself and kids and stop trying to fit in with the "popular girls". This is not high school sweetie. If they don't want to hang so be it, find people who do.

All the ladies need to move forward and focus on the love and light. With that, I'm happy Danille gone but I'm sure she'll wiggle her way back in like the little snake she is. This show is exhausting. Until next season!

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Miss Sassy

RHONJ Season 2

I'm so glad that the RHONJ are back for a second season. This was by far the best of the Housewives series' for me. Season one ended with a lot of drama and season two seems to pick up right where they left off. Jacquelyn's little boy is soooo precious and I cant wait to see Theresa's lil girl. If she is anything like the other three, she going to be cute as a button with lots of sass. The first episode was a little bland, not so much drama, but you can definitely tell the drama is coming and a sh*tload of it.
Carolyn's husband looks amazing with his weight loss and you can tell Carolyn is tickled pink about her husband and his new body. Dina was a tad bit too quiet this episode, and with the absence of her husband and daughter, I wonder just how much are we going to see of Dina and to what capacity? Jaquelyn still is to trusting, but she does appear to have grown some balls this season, so its going to be interesting to see how she and Danielle duke it out since they are back on the outs. Theresa is the same ole Theresa and I just love her spunk. Danielle, poor Danielle. I truly hope for her sake she is acting, because if not, this lady is f***ing nuts, and I mean certifiable. She needs meds and lots of them, or better yet she may need to get off the meds. Her actions are just down right deplorable and for your children to have more sense than you, child please. I guess you can't teach an old dog new tricks after all. Can't wait for more of the action because this is going to get interesting!

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New Jersey Housewives Finale

So the moment I had been waiting for since last Tuesday has finally come. The Finale just aired and boy was it a doozey. From the wtf moments to the lmao moments, I will say these girls were indeed the best out of all the housewives' shows and the finale proved it.

Okay so where do I begin. The first half hour was a lil boring. Jacqueline gave her daughter the car they had been hiding for six weeks, Theresa showed Dina her new house, Caroline introduced us to her attack dog, and Psycho aka Danielle tells her children of the book and ask them to trust her above all others. Yawn!! Caroline's attack dog was the highlight of that half hour. Too funny! How Mafioso is that; like do you really need an attack dog in the suburbs. Hilarious!!

Next half hour, drama, drama, drama. Loved it! Theresa invites everyone including Danielle to dinner. Big mistake. Like did she really think they were going to play nice. The look on everyone's faces when Danielle walked into the room was priceless. All you heard was crickets and from that moment you knew the sh*t was going to hit the fan. Danielle being the drama queen and psycho that she is pulls out "the book" and puts it on the table. WTF!!!! Was that really necessary. It wasn't the time or the place for that bs. If she felt so compelled to talk about the drama surrounding that damn book could she have done it without their kids being there. Who does that sh*t?? Crazy! Danielle has all these balls while she is continuing to go off on her Dina Dina Dina tirade, but when Caroline aka Boss Lady intervenes she suddenly simmers down. How great was it when Boss Lady told Danielle, "When you talk look at me bc I'm the one who showed the book." I was literally lmao and that look on that psycho's face was priceless. Jacqueline kinda screwed my head up when she went against her family and defended Danielle. WTF was she thinking. You barely know this broad and if she was so innocent she wouldn't have brought the book that night nor would she continue to put you in the middle of her drama. Be smarter Jackie. They may have been wrong, which in some ways I do agree but come on they are there when you need them and to betray them like she did in front that cow was lil disheartening. And now we all know what would make a grown woman throw a table on someone. I felt Theresa on that one. Don't know if I would have thrown a table but I would have definitely smacked the sh*t out of her for not only starting sh*t at my party but also disrespecting me. It was so funny how her husband was trying to restrain her. Theresa is one strong lil Italian firecracker. Too funny!! I was lmao at when Theresa finally calmed down, she kissed her husband like nothing happened and then went sat down, said her piece and said now lets eat. Hilarious!!

I can't wait to see the editor's cut on Thursday of the dinner party and also the reunion special next Tuesday. And congrats to Jacqueline who just had her baby boy and Theresa who is expecting in September.

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New Jersey Housewives

Last night's show of the NJ Housewives was cute. The girls took a lil getaway to Atlantic City for some R&R. Theresa is so comical with all her accessories. She brought so many outfits for a weekend trip that it looked like she was moving there. Not to mention, it took her forever just to get ready to go down to the pool. Hilarious. Theresa also got her boob job done this episode. She looks good with her new boobies.

I loved the scenes of Dina and her daughter Lexi. They remind me of me and my mommy. They are so close and I definitely understand why she is torn about her job and wants to be home more for her daughter. She's a good mother so I know she will make the right decision.

That damn Danielle is killing me. Its okay to have beef with Dina, but she needs to leave Jacqueline out of it. That's her family and if their friendship ends, which it probably will, they will be the ones she will turn to, so why cause turmoil for her. Danielle needs to get a life and find some friends that actually want to be around her and stop all the drama. She is such a drama queen.

Jacqueline decides to take her daughter to get professional pics done so she can start her portfolio. I felt bad for her because her daughter just runs all over her. The way she talks to her is so disrespectful and Jacqueline is too sweet of a girl for that type of treatment. Jacqueline needs to stop feeling guilty about not being able to stay home with her daughter when she was younger like she does now with CJ. That was a different time and different circumstances. She did what she needed to take care of her daughter and Jackie should be proud of herself; and her daughter needs to get over it and learn some damn respect.

I can't wait to next week on the season finale. The sh*t hits the fan. I can't believe the season is over already. Seems like it just started yesterday.

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New Jersey Housewives, Love 'Em

The season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey has finally started. I'm so excited about this season. Out of all the seasons of Housewives, hands down I like them the best. These girls are fabulous. Unlike the previous housewives' shows, these women are very likable and genuinely funny. When I watch them I feel like I'm looking at the reality version of the Sopranos. Strong, Italian women (at least 4 of the 5 women) with lots of personality, attitude and sass. I love the big hair and the way they talk. I find myself waiting to see Edie Flaco come by for dinner or something.

Jacqueline seems to be the people pleaser, the sweet girl who doesn't like confrontations and unfortunately is already stuck in the middle of drama. I felt so sad for her when she broke down about her struggle to conceive again. She is such a sweet girl and I'm happy to hear she is actually expecting her third child. I hope everything goes well for her.

Danielle is sorta strange, the newly divorced Cougar. She is obviously the portrayed villain this season whose going to stir up lots of confusion. She is having phone sex with a strange dude ("Gucci Model") whom she has never physically met, whom stands her up, and then goes on blind date with a boy young enough to be her son. Hilarious! She killed me how she tried to invite herself to girls night out when she knows she is beefing with Dina. What the hell was she thinking. She seems a little too pushy especially when she went to talk to Dina at the CJ's bday party. The funniest part was when she said I think me and Dina will be good friends after all this. She is obviously delusional as well. Dina's face was priceless and I feel her, that crazy bitch might just skin her and wear her as a coat. LOL.

Caroline is definitely Boss Lady. She has this Godfather aura about her. She is the one who will take care of business when the sh*t hits the fan. I can't wait to see how she handles Ms. Danielle.

Dina and Teresa are the two divas of the show. I love them. Teresa is hilarious when it comes to spending money. I love how she pays for everything in cash. I'm just waiting for the episode when she has to purchase something for like 100 grand. Is she going to come in with briefcases and lie them on the table. LOL!! Too funny. Her kids are adorable as well. They are just a bunch of little busy bodies. The shopping scene was hysterical. I felt so bad for the store clerk. I also cant wait to see this damn house. Marble and onyx, geez!!

I'm loving this show and can't wait for more. I will definitely be tuned in every Tuesday night.

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